Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@SportsGoblin I forgot to change the defense in my lineup last week after using a waiver claim to get a defense and then lost by 0.04 points

@amy quick everyone keep the teaspoons away from her!!!

@aescling @amy its a joke, sleepy green one.

@amy you can mention me by name, amy, its ok. i can handle it.

@Lucy @aescling the goal is right underneath the red thing so I think you hit it before the debris clears lol

@vaporeon_ exactly 8 potential, in fact

@Lucy @aescling i made the guy go fast

@aescling @Lucy hi lucy, your report has been retracted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7yjDcoyNtg

@amy @aescling i pronounced that in my head like "anemone"

@amy hello miss 7pm

@amy

@baronvonjace @onfy now find waldo

hello friends what is your preferred video editing software

@The_T @amy you're welcome :]

@amy fuck you amy i just watched this like 10 times in a row and im not stopping help im trapped help

@vaporeon_ the "fake" version of the recipe makes the sauce with heavy cream. one my siblings made it once with garlic and pan-seared chicken and it was so gooood ugghghghghghghghh

@holly if you're a cool guy you add the cheese in small handfuls at a time with bits of pasta water, toss until combined, and repeat ad nauseum until you've exhausted your cheese

took me like 5 - 7 small handfuls to get through my cheese

@vaporeon_ its a creamy italian noodle thingy. the "true" recipe for half a box of noodles is

• butter (4 tbsp wtf)
• 56g parmesan (like, 1/3 of a block)
• salt

Cook some noodles and reserve pasta water. Heat the butter. Once its bubbly add some pasta water. Once foamy add your noodles. Then add cheese and toss until combined. Eat immediately, consider adding salt and black pepper. Top with parmesan if you are consumed with greed

i made homemade alfredo pasta (actually very simple) and while it was very good there's a reason the recipe said it was 2 servings

@wohali don't forget the crown jewel of his acting career: joker from suicide squad