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@cam cams deserve to rest, imo

@vaporeon_ structs are one of the best things in c

@vaporeon_ oh no structs? :(((((((

@vaporeon_ oh shit really? 👀

also I was joking I don't have problems with C's typing

@vaporeon_ if c had dynamic typing it would be perfect :]

@vaporeon_ I mean, its syntax was inspired by javascript so it's still a great language :]

@vaporeon_ javascript is the only real language, everything else is an imitation

@vaporeon_ oh does it kill program execution and log the given message to console?

@cam I hereby give you permission to do whatever you want today

@vaporeon_ man I remember really enjoying Perl when I took my "programming languages paradigms" in college, maybe I should learn it again

also what is die in Perl?

@aescling reported.

@vaporeon_ yes!!! I love cursed evil high-order functions give me all the functions

@vaporeon_ yeah java is stinky

@vaporeon_ it means a function can be passed directly to another function, or a function can return a function

@vaporeon_ I should have said that the syntax is C-inspired

@vaporeon_ we had to write javascript somehow

@vaporeon_ its like C but with closures, functions as first class objects, and very poor language design :]

@vaporeon_ no, The Truth is that clodsire is a whale

@vaporeon_ cause javascript sucks

@vaporeon_ i love javascript but its only practical on modern architecture

i dont know why anyone would ever use it for any embedded situation. that is a horrible idea in my opinion but game developers do it anyway so they can employ their web developers to build their UIs

(battlefield 1, a game i love, used react to make their game UI and the battlefield 1 UI has softlocked my game dozens of times because this is a horrible idea that barely works)