Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@aescling @vaporeon_ i dunno im built different i think i can make it to you guys based on vibes

@aescling @vaporeon_ looking at a map and just eyeballing it based my experience driving from detroit to west michigan (3 hours) and from detroit to chicago (5 hours) multiple times, then recalculating after guessing you guys lived near the deleware airport, then recalculating after guessing you lived near the philadelphia airport, and then after you told me you lived 30 minutes from the philadelphia airport and I just added 30 minutes to the expected time from the philadelphia airport instead of checking whether you guys were in between the museum and the airport

@maple I had a lot of marie callender's brand microwaved chicken pot pie when I was a kid so that's what I would do

@aescling @vaporeon_ it's actually only a 70 minute drive lmao

@vaporeon_ I don't know how to use a slide rule and I still learned quantum mechanics just fine, you're good

@monorail which area is next?

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@vaporeon_ looks like it'll be around 2.5 hours

@vaporeon_ oh actually it might only be 2 hours!

@vaporeon_ the drive would be 3-5 hours

@vaporeon_ yeah im moving in with aesc and her roomates

@vaporeon_ actually the second one will be within reasonable driving distance for a multiple-day trip after I move

@vaporeon_ im not remotely close haha

@vaporeon_ I still have no clue

@vaporeon_ no clue

look at these guys!!
https://xcancel.com/korin8399/status/1969328255019765927

@vaporeon_ my genuine reaction to that information: https://xcancel.com/pokemonartwork/status/1969406035933729198

@vaporeon_ just in time, i was about to report you

@vaporeon_ oh i am sorry to hear that. as usual in this situation here is a pet 🫳 ​ and too much ice cream 🍨🍨🍨

@vaporeon_ but you gatekept me from having a good evening ​