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@The_T it's not coleslaw, it's just shredded cabbage and carrots for the purpose of coleslaw, but you can use it for any other situation that demands shredded cabbage and carrots

@aschmitz I hadn't eaten dinner yet because I have lost control of my life

@The_T if you buy coleslaw mix in a bag (which is just shredded cabbage and carrots) its within reason!

@The_T mix

  • mix shredded cabbage + carrots + green onions with 3-4 eggs and fry them like hash browns
  • fry some deli ham
  • add sliced cheese
  • toast bread
  • assemble with too much mayo, a sprinkle of sugar, and too much ketchup

extremely savory and probably bad for you but very yum

I fried too much eggs and ham and made a giant sandwich that was too tall and it was wonderful

@cam funnily enough you're not the only person in my life who couldn't get to sleep tonight

re: horny 

@milo i sat here for, like, 20 seconds trying to make sense of how this was horny and now i get it, also delete this

me watching @amy play Bean and Nothingness is just me doing the sickos yes the entire time

@vaporeon_ have you tried nutrient-rich soil, more water, and increased exposure to sunlight?

@FirstProgenitor adding "non-euclidean ass" to my vocabulary, thank you for your contribution

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