Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@The_T unfortunately this is simply real life
so did anyone else hear about the golden trump statue holding a bitcoin that was erected on the US capitol
what the heck is made-o
@The_T @vaporeon_ oh neat thanks
@vaporeon_ @The_T @aescling maybe they don't though. i really wouldn't know
@vaporeon_ @The_T @aescling I don't imagine it would be difficult to import ketchup
but also I am not aware of any reason that Japan wouldn't cultivate tomatoes themselves
@vaporeon_ @The_T @aescling it's typically topped with ketchup
re: well, now you all have to listen to my favorite Japanese pun
@The_T @aescling @vaporeon_ genius
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@aescling @The_T @vaporeon_ oh shit omurice is a kind of japanese omelet so "I'm eating Nuomuraisu" is a pun since Quagsire's japanese name is Nuoh, genius!!
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@aescling @vaporeon_ @The_T if AI is going to destroy world then it should at least be funny
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@aescling @The_T @vaporeon_ personally i think it's better this way
re: A man and his son are in a car accident. The man is killed instantly, while the son is rushed to hospital. The surgeon enters the ER, takes one look at the patient, and says: "I can't operate on this young man. He's my son." How is this possible?
@amy i laughed but im still reporting you.
@amy but i have to finish hollow knight so i can finish silksong but also i have to move across the country first
@amy the fuck is a dark fountain
@amy what is your book about
@amy muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my evil plan has worked
@amy hello amy from 13 seconds ago
@cam wow. I, too, have strong feelings about these creatures
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
