Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

look at these guys
https://xcancel.com/Syan_SAN135/status/1968246179915006396

@cam wow. I, too, have strong feelings about these creatures

@coriander hey look it's trying its best, ok

@cam reported for telling lies

i wish there were a 1-notch charm that makes you have 1 health max so that fury of the fallen works properly

although maybe this would too powerful for radiant runs

@coriander can't believe you;re blaming yourself for buying earrings that are too small. i didn't take you for a victim blamer

@coriander I hope this helps

@coriander If I was your parent I... probably would not notice either. I am not very observant

find someone who loves you as much as I hate the Oblobbles on Radiant difficulty

@baronvonjace @coriander fuck it I'll try anything that's Jace Approved

@coriander @baronvonjace I'll try anything that is Goblin Approved

@baronvonjace this makes me want to watch this

I did my math wrong and incorrectly calculated that Carefree Melody has about a 1/666 chance of never activating when you have 9 masks

Unfortunately the correct answer is less funny (it's about 1/6600)

@coriander I will admit that Mahomes misses wide open guys randomly nowadays

@coriander to each their own. chiefs have very little to work with at the moment

@coriander I think he is the best right now, although Mahomes has been looking good again this year

Jared Goff is objectively the 2nd best quarterback of all time
https://x.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1967844883152130319

@coriander delete this

apparently it has been 1,052 days since the Lions have lost two games in a row