Yoo wtf, there is a Five Nights at Freddie's knock off movie starring Nic Cage?
I'm watching this now.
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Lot of boot shots in the first 5 minutes.
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Are they paying Nic by the word? Hes just looking like a hard ass not saying a word.
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He actually put the shirt on.
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HE JUST RIPPED OUT THAT OSTRICH'S SPINE
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We're at three grunts.
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Omg! I think this movie is amazing.
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Fuckin curb stomps the gorilla.
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Nic is doing what every FNAF security guard failed to do, kick ass.
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Backstory time
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Obligatory teenage sex scene. Classic horror trope.
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So far all the deaths have been amazing
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He killed Tinker Bell with his god damned thighs.
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Aaaaand he goes back to cleaning.
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Omg, this movie is just chef kiss.
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Also, why was there an explosion in Cage's glasses? He wasn't even there when everything exploded.
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Nic Cage literally said nothing during this movie. They really paid for his image and nothing else.
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@baronvonjace this makes me want to watch this
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@wallhackio @baronvonjace Please do, Caleb, it's incredible
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@coriander @baronvonjace I'll try anything that is Goblin Approved
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@wallhackio @coriander I recommend it as well. Holy crap it's a fun ride
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@baronvonjace @coriander fuck it I'll try anything that's Jace Approved
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@wallhackio @coriander whoa now, that's big praise.