Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: Willy's Wonderland
@baronvonjace this makes me want to watch this
hollow knight
I did my math wrong and incorrectly calculated that Carefree Melody has about a 1/666 chance of never activating when you have 9 masks
Unfortunately the correct answer is less funny (it's about 1/6600)
re: sportsball
@coriander I will admit that Mahomes misses wide open guys randomly nowadays
re: sportsball
@coriander to each their own. chiefs have very little to work with at the moment
re: sportsball
@coriander I think he is the best right now, although Mahomes has been looking good again this year
sportsball
Jared Goff is objectively the 2nd best quarterback of all time
https://x.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1967844883152130319
re: What's E.T. short for?
@coriander delete this
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
https://x.com/memechaotic/status/1967288237912899815
does this count as softism
sportsball
apparently it has been 1,052 days since the Lions have lost two games in a row
@vaporeon_ it was a social media platform whose popularity fizzled out really quickly for some reason, I don't remember why. The point was that you could only engage with people within a five mile radius from you
It was very popular on college campuses
@vaporeon_ masto, i think?
@amy I don't use Bluesky so I can't comment. However, I will suggest that you are Yik Yak because its popularity was, I would say, short-lived
@aescling thanks for the explanation, nerd
@aescling we didn't get too deep into it it was just explained as ideas in combat with each other
@vaporeon_ you built and hosted a website that works on netscape you are not stupid
@vaporeon_ reported for telling lies
the edfn voice chat is crazy because one minute im hearing the dumbest shit i ever heard in my life (affectionate) and then the next im being taught the basics of Hegelian dialetics
@aescling I was once explaining to her the formulation of classical mechanics from Landau & Lifshitz' book and she followed along and asked engaging questions that reflected true engagement and like, girl. I spent years learning this shit, at least pretend to be struggling
re: So important right now
@coriander "16 years ago" jesus fucking christ
my genuine reaction when @aescling explains to me a very simple linguistics concept:
https://xcancel.com/zhornetzzz/status/1967939358830563697
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
