Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_
1) boil 2-3 servings of spaghetti noodles in a quart of water for about a minute less than time said on the box (I just use 1/3 of a box of noodles)
2) beforehand (or if you're confident in your knife skills, as the water is boiling) mince 6-12 cloves of garlic depending on your amount of patience and motivation at the time. Or just use 3-4 tbsp of jarred garlic
3) save a ladle's worth of pasta water before draining noodles
4) melt 1 tbsp butter in a pan on medium heat, once it starts bubbling add red pepper flakes to taste and minced garlic and stir for 30 seconds or so. Don't let it burn
5) crank heat to low. add various umami sauces/sources. My favorite combo is marmite + nutritional yeast, but any combination of soy sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce, and maybe even white miso works. Use a total of 1.5 - 2.5 tbsps to taste.
6) add pasta water and noodles and stir til reduction and even coating.
7) add noodles to bowl. Crack 5-10 cracks of black pepper and a squeeze of half a lemon (1-2 tbsp lemon juice). If you have green onions add that.
8) add shredded parmesan cheese until you're worried you've added too much, and then add more
9) yum

I am so glad I learned about garlic noodles

this is one of the best features in the game in my opinion https://xcancel.com/zhornetzzz/status/1967939358830563697

@amy heloooo

@coriander sorry to hear that goblin.

@vaporeon_ this might sound like I browse twitter with xcancel

I do not. I browse twitter normally. I share posts with xcancel so others can see posts without an account

@vaporeon_ you don't need a twitter account to see posts with xcancel which is why I use it

I am Unaware of any tricks for using twitter I just suffer the consequences

@vaporeon_ nobody's perfect

@aescling @monorail nope

@monorail YES holly bean and nothingness arc YES YES YES

@vaporeon_ excellent reply, thank you

the clodstack
https://xcancel.com/morecats4/status/1964738889673060793

https://xcancel.com/elyelgow/status/1966982415735509284

@cam @aescling @vaporeon_ oh damn that sounds painful as hell

look at these guys
https://xcancel.com/korin8399/status/1967153309393047564

@vaporeon_ @aescling @cam we both spilled the dangerous acid. many times.

@coriander I don't mind lore at all but it was weird when I got the normal ending and then I was like "what just happened"

https://youtube.com/shorts/_mNuGkDDpS0?si=VsUSYswPF5d3j_uD
where the hell is this shit coming from did I play a different fucking game

@vaporeon_ @cam it's more of just a general clumsiness with physical objects, I don't actually have any good stories with hardware specifically

I was a menace in my high school chemistry lab