Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I got a vaccine on saturday and felt under the weather all day yesterday
I feel normal today
@cam hi want a nap im dad
@neonlane damn she's long as hell
@vaporeon_ glad to see im not the only one who has done this
sportsball
just found a lions fan whose twitter account is named "Among Us St. Brown"
@coriander whatever happens i hope it turns out well for you
@coriander ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@holly controversial but true
@lapis yup lmao. I'm making coffee as we speak
@bea the what now
I was so tired last night and then woke up after 3-4 hours of sleep while feeling perfectly well rested what the fuck is my body on right now
@vaporeon_ emojos as units would be my favorite
@vaporeon_ counterpoint: it would be fun and whimsical to use my idea
@coriander i did actually know that
@vaporeon_ instead of miles we should use a unit of measurement that I call a Holly
and instead of an inch we should use an Amy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
