Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander looking forward to the Belated Coriander Bit
NOT serious
@amy crazy that you would steal my joke like this
@coriander fuck im gonna need a second powerade
I don't feel weird from the vaccine this time, usually i start getting shivers around now
@cam hi cam it is saturday
still weird tho
potato leek soup has a subtle flavor but immersion blending the broth does a lot for it
re: Metroid Dread spoilers
@aescling @coriander is this a threat
I like leeks but they are Annoying to prepare
@coriander I am a fan, personally
@vaporeon_ gotta keep that defense stat high 💪
I am going to drink powerade and then make soup and then play Hollow Knight
covid vaccine acquired! 
hollow knight
How did you feel about the White Palace?
re: Metroid Dread spoilers
@coriander sort of like metroid dna that slowly fuses into your body?
re: Metroid Dread spoilers
@coriander okay lol.
i actually am a horny person but in a basic boring way. i dont have advanced horny taste like you do
re: Metroid Dread spoilers
@coriander is it that samus has fused with alien biology and is now some monster woman?
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
