Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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Joined Nov 2022
@Taweret this is 1000000000% on purpose
@The_T gooner is the highest caliber of perversion
lawful pure lawful pervert lawful gooner
neutral pure neutral pervert neutral gooner
chaotic pure chaotic pervert chaotic gooner
@coriander heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, kirby. whatchu doin kirby. whyd you eat that leaf
re: shouting
@aescling @vaporeon_ still a win for me imo
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Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Aesop Rock: writes insanely complex raps that can take ages to decipher and even then people still aren't fully sure what the fuck he was on about with some of those lines
Also Aesop Rock: drops a song about big construction vehicles
@coriander or a frog that jumps
re: shouting
@aescling @vaporeon_ a very loud seagull flew by and i couldn't hear that, could you perhaps speak up a bit?
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@aescling @vaporeon_
sorry i am already halfway across the pacific ocean, i didn't catch that, can you repeat that please?
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@cam i picked evil because you are Gay
actual lawful/chaotic and perverted would be funnier
alignment chart but the axes are good/evil and perverted
@vaporeon_ evil vaporeons can be trusted to fly airplanes
@cam i don't think you are a pervert, aside from some of your unhinged ffxivposting, the real challenge is choosing between good or evil.
this is a compliment, somehow
@vaporeon_ that salty bread sounds amazing, i am filling some balloons with helium as i type this
@cam i actually don't know which i should pick
@vaporeon_ what are you going to get
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
