Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ im pretty sure it's actually a 2-bit console, hence the name "Switch 2"

is it worth paying 660 dollars to play Mario Kart 9 and Donkey Kong 65

@vaporeon_ giving nintendo $500 so you can play 2 games

@vaporeon_ it won't play switch 1 games unless you connect it to the internet and download a day 1 patch, apparently

the worst part of last year's rap beef is that the name Drake, which literally means "dragon", is now cringe

apparently thinking seed oils are bad for is a fascist dogwhistle somehow

@aescling whales are the pinnacle of innocence, i see no wrongdoing here

@aescling yes, im glad you understand

annoying aesc is one of my favorite activities, i would definitely recommend it if you're bored

@vaporeon_ @aescling I did not know that the OLED model had a ethernet port, huh

I wonder if people here can guess what some of my favorite videogames are

@aescling 💖

@monorail i own Journey, what the fuck? since when??????

@monorail this me noticing that i apparently own Neon White

@vaporeon_ vaproeons with printers are cool

@amy hi normal girl

@packetcat i want to report you very badly for this repugnant idea

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@vaporeon_ no, sorry

@vaporeon_ wikipedia says there a lot of songs about him