sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Hi @coriander did you hear that Justin Bieber made a song about your cat
@coriander ah, i am enlightened now.
@amy @vaporeon_ reported.
also hi normal human girl!!
@coriander personally, i prefer a human touch to my porn slop
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis the sicko is Lewis, knowing you can make truffle oil for him now
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h how considerate of him
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h nah she woke herself up
despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references
@sidd_harth0_5h4h do I touch the paws?
the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly
@vaporeon_ i just made this joke too goddammit
@monorail espeon-age?
@monorail what the fuck, i do that how did you know
@vaporeon_ i break most things i touch so it'll happen eventually
@vaporeon_ yes!
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@maple this happens with clodsires too
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
