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I wanna dress pretty.

And if nothing else to me it is an injustice you cannot have a flower crown after the dance

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yeah I imagine you're sweaty Emily. You did a cardio dance routine in winter outer-wear

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Harvey, It's not like I'm gonna spread that you were in a women's aerobics class, but... this is like at least a 4th of the town. It's not much of a secret!

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I was gonna make a joke that the key to the Sewers is so close I can smell it but Gunther just stopped by so too late maybe next playthrough

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Don't worry I checked (I regifted him a pizza for the holiday)

but I feel like Shane should like the chicken statue artifact. It feels like a lost opportunity

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Time for Year 2 :)

Can't wait to get the Green onion boost

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Upgrading my Coop. Gonna get a bunny (biblically accurate shedding feet bunny)

I think after that I'm either getting a fish pond or another silo (why can't you upgrade silos????) and eventually upgrading my shed.

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I still need to buy the last upgrade for the bus to get access to the desert but I'm sort of like "I wanna do this farming stuff first!!!"

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okay I bought the upgrade and the junimos repaired the bus in the rain

I have not unlocked the skull cavern yet I got a bit distracted and got away from mining

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won the egg festival. the layout was different this year :blobmindblown:

I feel bad because I'm pretty sure ACTUAL CHILDREN should win, but there's two here, and Abigail would beat them by default anyway.

Anyway, gonna finish the quality crops bundle tomorrow (and get my greenhouse I think?) and then fix my fence

oh yes and it will be my girlfriend (haley's) birthday.

I have so far tried really hard not to date Shane even though I want blue chickens.

I'm hoping at some point Concerned Ape adds platonic routes for each of the single people because as fun(ny) as it is to date all of them, I'd really rather not go through the effort of dating Shane (who admittedly, I like I just think his post-marriage arc sucks) just for the blue chickens

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oh there's a 3-day festival that must have been recently added. Good thing I fixed the bus I guess (not that I've had any time to go to the desert)

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Evelyn this is the THIRD leek quest you've given me this spring. I am trying to gather a FUCKTON of leeks for George for your Spring Special Order Quest. I can't spare any leeks until you get those. Chill!

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And caught the Scorpion Carp I needed to complete the fishing bundles.

Now I need to get a SHITTON of flour and then my community center will be complete.

Maybe if I'm lucky one of the villager shops has bulk flour cheaper than Pierre's (and that I roll them) but I kinda doubt it tbh

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Oh I forgot about one bundle (Same category of FRIENDSHIP) but whatever. I like how despite the fact Pam says I have to drive the damn bus myself I STILL have to pay for a ticket :zagmad:

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Okay I caught a scorpion carp AND had a winning bet on shoebiscuit and the funny thing is no one was selling anything I Wanted to buy...

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I didn't go the final day and I know you can't bank the eggs from what I read so I just shipped them, probably for no money

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Okay so there was a strong wind storm so hopefully I can start that soon. I do not have enough hardwood though :(

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Hell Yes, Got Secret Note 20 two days after I got a rabbit's foot.

Gonna get my luck boost!!!

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Flower dance next time I play. Using some fashion mods so I got a flower crown to match Haley. I still think a flower crown should be in the game (maybe you earn it after your first flower dance) by default but....

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okay summer starts when I next boot up, it's time for Raccoon quests as well

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I'm supposed to be gathering bones but... I think I will gather sturgeon instead for my fish pond

(also work on the raccoon quests)

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I have two sturgeon and can only put one in my pond rn >(

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...and community center completed just gotta wait for the cinema and I'm gonna get Morris PUNCHED

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Okay I DID see a problem with punching Morris.

...the Junimos worked so hard to fix up the community center and we're gonna have to call them in to patch the roof / ceiling

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okay time for green rain, and it looks like it unlocked the final bundle.

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btw I Swear you couldn't upgrade the pan originally.

but maybe it's because I went "panning sucks and takes up an inventory slot"

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oh it was in the latest update

maybe because panning in fact, sucks

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Delighted the Governor instead of Humiliating Lewis.

I just installed a mod that keeps Clint in his goddamn blacksmith shop instead of at the community center on Fridays.

Like, hear me out:
he hates blacksmithing

but he takes a day off to... stare at a furnace???????

At least get a completely unrelated hobby!

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So I used the mod that forces clint to stay at the blacksmith on friday to get my tool back.

I regret nothing.

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I have Robin Upgrading my house, and then I'm probably gonna upgrade my shed.

What I Really need is a silo upgrade because I don't want to buy a 4th or 5th silo, but I found a mod that makes upgrades.

Please Concerned Ape in 1.7 add silo upgrades :negative:

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Why would I even get it then????? :zagmad:

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Well gus is making his omelette. He is not mentioning the void eggs I added, I hope that adds some pizzaz

(he also got one dinosaur egg)

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I think I've decided I'm marrying Haley. I DO want to do a Krobus Roommate playthrough but maybe another time my heart YEARNS for Haley

Just gotta find the right time

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Proposed to Haley. Gonna marry her v soon.

Debating whether to wear a veil or a flower crown (yes these are both modded in)

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aaaahhhh pre-wedding jitters!!!!

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I saw the rock rejuvenation... and it's like...
I wonder if Emily is more an anti-vaxxer or more into yoni eggs to improve her sex life

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okay great! I maxed out fishing (I think I just have mining and combat left before I can visit the secret place) and now I have baitless crab pots.

Also I finally got the 4th Dwarf Scroll so I finally introduced myself

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I Wonder if there's any Krobus / Dwarf fanfic :thinkhappy:

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pig is mature. got a bunch of truffles :sickos:

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re: Stardew Valley 

@lapis the sicko is Lewis, knowing you can make truffle oil for him now

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@wallhackio He'll get his truffle oil when I damn well feel like it

(still have not returned the lucky purple shorts)

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