Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander ah, i am enlightened now.

@coriander dunc

@amy @vaporeon_ reported.

also hi normal human girl!!

@coriander personally, i prefer a human touch to my porn slop

@lapis the sicko is Lewis, knowing you can make truffle oil for him now

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h how considerate of him

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h nah she woke herself up

@sidd_harth0_5h4h @vaporeon_ she licky da finger

despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h aight 🫡

@sidd_harth0_5h4h do I touch the paws?

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly

@vaporeon_ i just made this joke too goddammit

@monorail espeon-age?

@monorail what the fuck, i do that how did you know

@vaporeon_ i break most things i touch so it'll happen eventually

@vaporeon_ yes!
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@maple this happens with clodsires too

hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before