@amy @vaporeon_ reported.
also hi normal human girl!!
@coriander personally, i prefer a human touch to my porn slop
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis the sicko is Lewis, knowing you can make truffle oil for him now
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h how considerate of him
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h nah she woke herself up
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h aight 🫡
@sidd_harth0_5h4h do I touch the paws?
@vaporeon_ i just made this joke too goddammit
@monorail espeon-age?
@monorail what the fuck, i do that how did you know
@vaporeon_ i break most things i touch so it'll happen eventually
@vaporeon_ yes!
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@maple this happens with clodsires too
hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before
re: secret information
@aschmitz it mostly just tastes like coffee but you can find the pink lemonade if you look for it
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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