Sherklod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
re: food
@onfy if i get it from a bakery i sometimes don't toast, if i get it from the supermarket then i always toast
re: food
@onfy i fucking love bagels
fallout new vegas
i am currently very confused by the game of caravan
@monorail reported for even considering this.
Sherklod Holmes
boosted
Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
@wigglytuffitout @coriander I saw a tweet a while ago that called Trader Joe's "white excellence" and I think about that a lot
@packetcat I just listened to their new album it was incredible
@aescling @vaporeon_ i am full of air where brain should be. i will be fine
Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
@vaporeon_ i will do it again.
@vaporeon_ @aescling just burn them
Sherklod Holmes
boosted
"The Lighthouse" is the first feature length adaptation of that cartoon bit where two men are stranded at sea and one of them has got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a big juicy steak and the other had got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a roast turkey
@vaporeon_ to eat my shredded chicken that I cooked for seven hours
the clipse album FUCKS
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
