Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@wigglytuffitout @coriander I saw a tweet a while ago that called Trader Joe's "white excellence" and I think about that a lot
@packetcat I just listened to their new album it was incredible
@aescling @vaporeon_ i am full of air where brain should be. i will be fine
Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
@vaporeon_ i will do it again.
@vaporeon_ @aescling just burn them
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
"The Lighthouse" is the first feature length adaptation of that cartoon bit where two men are stranded at sea and one of them has got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a big juicy steak and the other had got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a roast turkey
@vaporeon_ to eat my shredded chicken that I cooked for seven hours
the clipse album FUCKS
@vaporeon_ too squishy. for the fall to hurt
@vaporeon_ my reaction to that information:
@Thomas what is her name????
re: nsfw
@cam you've blessed me with a very interesting timeline today
@vaporeon_ extremely difficult choice
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
