sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@monorail works for me
@vaporeon_ some brains are just different honestly. what helped 🔍 
won't necessarily help 
@vaporeon_ funnily enough getting a shitty retail job got me out of it
it was a dogshit exploitative job like most minimum wage jobs are but it got me out of the house, made me exercise, and got me talking to human beings and it genuinely improved my life at the time
@vaporeon_ the only time in my life i ever slept well is when i was the deepest in depression i've ever experienced
@vaporeon_ Vaporeon Personality Results:
150 %
🖥️👈: 150%
🍝: 85%
🔥🗽🔥: 150%
❣️🐈❣️: 150%
😴: 20%
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h I believe someday that you will recognize this is not true. But you will have to realize that yourself
@deenboi is this creature about to flip me off
"rudimentary" data structures and algorithms is one of the most challenging concepts every created by mankind (second only to c++ value categories, of course)
@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h having worked professionally in software i can guarantee that this makes you qualified to write production code
@sudo_EatPant this made me angry in a way i cannot describe
@coriander holy shit congrats goblin!!!!!
@vaporeon_ they're squishy I'll think they'll fit
re: for the parents
@heatherhorns_lite oh how obvious I can't believe I didn't see that until now
sherclod holmes
boosted
looking at a new masked selfie
ask the person in the selfie if their mask is cloth or N95
they don't understand (pull out diagram explaining what is cloth and what is N95)
they laugh and say "it's a good mask ma'am"
hang out with them in person
its cloth
@codl goddammit I want to know what video this is it is working
@vaporeon_ I deduce that it is all some consequence of water damage 🔍
@Satsuma it's gonna 6-8 servings. im also adding chipotle peppers
@Satsuma pot of chili
@vaporeon_ what makes them dubious?
This weekend, we're gonna figure out if five habaneros is too many
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
