@amy yum
@amy what kind of food
@vaporeon_ this is neat. is there a reason we assume this was something that was once alive and not, say, an impression left by a weird rock?
@cam we should be able to ship children separately from the flight in a manner similar to our luggage
@vaporeon_ wow that's, like, a billion bytes
re: food
@aschmitz oh wait coffee ramen is actually a real thing i retract my report
@aescling @vaporeon_ imagine knowing what you're talking about, couldn't be me
@vaporeon_ i only experienced perl for a couple weeks during a "programming language paradigm course" in 2017 (oh my GOD i am OLD) so i honestly am not too familiar with any of its use cases in the modern tech world
@vaporeon_ the problem was hoping that perl was still being regularly used in 2025
re: food
@aschmitz reported.
@vaporeon_ in perl i am always lost
re: stardew valley, spoilers
@vaporeon_ food can resupply stamina and health
re: stardew valley, spoilers
@vaporeon_ nope!
@amy you're plat and you're gold/you're yes and you're no/you're in and you're out/you're up and you're down
@amy hi dogshit, im dad
@amy how about we settle on Below Average
@amy actually from what i can tell, since you gold you are actually Mediocre, not Dogshit
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