@vaporeon_ wow that's, like, a billion bytes
re: food
@aschmitz oh wait coffee ramen is actually a real thing i retract my report
@aescling @vaporeon_ imagine knowing what you're talking about, couldn't be me
@vaporeon_ i only experienced perl for a couple weeks during a "programming language paradigm course" in 2017 (oh my GOD i am OLD) so i honestly am not too familiar with any of its use cases in the modern tech world
@vaporeon_ the problem was hoping that perl was still being regularly used in 2025
re: food
@aschmitz reported.
@vaporeon_ in perl i am always lost
re: stardew valley, spoilers
@vaporeon_ food can resupply stamina and health
re: stardew valley, spoilers
@vaporeon_ nope!
@amy you're plat and you're gold/you're yes and you're no/you're in and you're out/you're up and you're down
@amy hi dogshit, im dad
@amy how about we settle on Below Average
@amy actually from what i can tell, since you gold you are actually Mediocre, not Dogshit
@amy not in regards to my ability in sf6, but in regards to my perception of my own skill in any game i am taking seriously after i lose once
@amy relatable
@coriander @himbovoorhees im sorry to break it to you but i just did
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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