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@vaporeon_ look at this snaky boi. they are about 12-13 meters long and they are as dangerous as they look. they make this painfully loud screeching sound that sounds like something godzilla would say: youtube.com/watch?v=dynOPJYMAd

@vaporeon_ look at these things!! they are HUMONGOUS, like 10-20 times the size of a human being, and they regularly make very loud sounds similar to whale calls

they are completely friendly, which took me a long time to discover because i hid from them the first few times i saw them out of fear

@vaporeon_ it's a game about exploration and curiosity so it actually is best not to show things, but i'll make a followup post with some of the notable creatures anyway in case you want to see (i don't think you have a machine that could comfortably run it anyway the game is horribly opimized)

@vaporeon_ yes! and lots of spooky underwater alien creatures that im not sure i would call fish

Clodboy's Worst Art Opinions:

  • The Godfather is not that great of a film
  • Subnautica has one of the best stories ever told in a videogame
  • Dark Souls 1 is an above-average videogame at best
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is a comfortably above-average film and the sequel deserves the praise that the first film gets
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is the best Marvel movie
  • Rocky II is the best Rocky movie and Rocky V is not the worst Rocky movie
  • Die Lit is one of the best rap albums ever made

@The_T its easily my favorite of the post-endgame releases

keep in mind they watched every single marvel movie that has ever released in theatres, expect that one. because "they just weren't interested" in it

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re: stardew valley 

@The_T i don't know, it feels right to talk to your friends about a game like this on your first save file instead of just looking things up on a wiki

shout outs to the time we lost bar trivia by a single point because my racist cousins didn't watch black panther 2

stardew valley 

can somebody give a hint of what to do with the War Momento

@wigglytuffitout i thought the title of his new video was some sort of metaphor but no. that is actually something that really happened

@soft i mean... it was actually was pretty good though

@lapis he highest-rated adult game on itch.io is literally "ready player one: harem edition" the bar is in the pits of super hell

re: stardew valley 

@vaporeon_ you can sell them for a lot of money and you they can be used to craft an item that increases the chance of rainfall, and there was one time a townsperson specifically asked me to give him a truffle oil

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