Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
anyone want to a beautiful anime woman of the lewd variety
@vaporeon_ @monorail perhaps clodman, then, is simply a state of mind, and the ability to become my best self has been within me this whole time 
what sound do clodsires make
@coriander i don't know what to say other than i hope all this works out for you goblin 💖
@aescling play deltarune
@maple if i got the death note i would probably do an 80-20 split, 80% evil and 20% good
i think im gonna do it
@melsbells i love simba
goddammit the new $500 mario kart looks fun as hell
@amy oh you did post hi today
every time i see @amy post something without writing "Hi" first its weird, like if Phineas and Ferb cuts to Doofenschmirtz and you don't hear the "Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated" jingle
man some days twitter is just Fun
@coriander watching children fight can be entertaining
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
