@monorail my previous job was a scam fake job that was a good example of why the tech bubble burst
@monorail one of my coworkers referred to it as The Incident
@monorail i once went to the bathroom with a wireless earbud while on a call in a discord group at a previous workplace. that was quite the incident
@monorail i don't think i've ever said the name correctly tbh
shout outs to @amy
for being 2
@coriander @heatherhorns_lite i liked i give the toot form my full approval
@coriander nice
@coriander https://youtu.be/gVykBQ9pDeE
whoopsie try this one
@amy oh shit i had this one on vhs when i was a kid!
@amy i need a link. now.
re: baldur's gate 3, all caps
@Satsuma she gets mad that you proceed to eye the spider carcass "coquettishly"
re: baldur's gate 3, all caps
@Satsuma i do recommend licking the spider carcass, however, as long as shadowheart is not there to see you do it
@coriander i'd eat them
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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