Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander whatever the alt-left pipeline is, its whatever we're all in because i also saw this thumbnail recently
@aei i think we should let the shrimps do whatever they think is best. i trust the shrimps
i'm pretty sure i could find a way to destroy a nokia phone. and i would do it on accident, too
i was a fucking menace in the lab. on the plus side i became extremely good at cleaning laboratory messes involves dangerous substances
shout outs to the time where my chemistry teacher told me he had never had a student break so many lab materials in his career
very good chance i'm getting ranked #1 globally on today's bongo
i don't know if she's popular yet but it seems like she's on the doorstep towards becoming a bonafide star
doechii feels like next great step forward for popular female rap
re: politics, also someone has definitely made this joke before
@coriander i'm rewatching that freestyle and it is 1000x worse than i remember oh my god i can't finish it
who do you prefer?
i accidentally bought two ice creams, but on the bright side, i now have two ice creams
politics, also someone has definitely made this joke before
maybe the reason donald trump is dumb is because he is orange
@aescling oh well i missed the joke hten
@aescling i did it was cute
@aescling yessssssss feed me the endorphins nomnomnomnom
@aescling your outie would probably know the answer to that
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
