Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander there is porn afoot in my timeline
charli xcx is so cool i wish she was real
@aescling @coriander thou shalt not bear false witness about another man's wife
@coriander @aescling i forgot that the bible has some things to say about the "n word" too
@aescling but he says "fuck" the bible says you can't say "fuck" he is a false prophet
goddammit why did i open twitter
(not linking the tweet because i don't want to give it attention)
@coriander absolutely devastating that i only made a tumblr after the great porn artist migration
@coriander this might just be tumblr 2.0
@coriander you speak so much sense
@coriander i love tiddies
@aescling @coriander hell yeah fuck u too
@coriander no fuk u >:|
@coriander it was YOU
i don't know which one of you this is but i found your twitter alt
https://x.com/mitzifabelmans/status/1889247032407138560
there are two wolves inside you:
i'm mad this didn't get more traction this was a really good shitpost
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
