Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I wonder if Spy Kids 3 actually does kick ass like I thought it did when I was 12
WINDOWS FUCKING SUCKS
Who would win?
Windows is extremely good at inventing ways for your internet to stop working for no reason
@aescling boost coriander's posts so i can see them
what the fuck.
terlet (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵)◞✌
I wonder what strange and confusing name Nintendo will give to the Switch 2
super mario world castle noises
Not a good day.
@aescling this means that the ost has a song named "twink's theme"
paper mario 64 has a significant character whose actual name is "Twink"
The Lions really are that good
After seeing videos of foxes in real life and discovering that they are actually silly goobers with husky energy, it bothers me when I see foxes in media depicted as smug know-it-alls
@aescling @monorail @coriander play ghost trick
@monorail @coriander you look like you have a ghost trick pfp so I will forgive you
In the spirit of Halloween, I decided to go to work dressed as a depressed software engineer today
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
