Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I forgot to put "I Saw the TV Glow" in my great movies list 
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UPDATE: This post is my personal opinion and does not represent advice or the official position of Pica LLC
Friendly reminder that you should under no circumstances give #PicaTheCat your credit card number and the pin on the back so she can "shop for you and save you time"
anyone else up hoohooing their haahaa
@coriander but that video made me better understand why those games are so special to me
@coriander If you want a good video essay about romanticism Pixel a Day has a wonderful video on the expression of the sublime in videogames (and i am in no way biased about it because the video talks about The Long Dark and Subnautica, two of my favorite videogames. no bias whatsoever)
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@coriander clodsire in the office, what crimes will it commit
sportsball
Apparently this week is the first time all 4 cat teams in the NFL face each other in the same week
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@coriander this is canonically how clodboy posts 
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@Thomas the fuck is that
@holly hello bnnuy
@lapis (*puck male performance)
@lapis peak male performance!!!!!!!!!
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He has his "big boy" collar on.
He isn't fussing with the bow* anymore which makes me happy.
- when I was talking to my Dad on the phone he joked that Puck make consider the bow "threatening to his masculinity". My little Pucky-Poo? My little Puck-A-Duck? Never
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i believe this is a cat and therefore appropriate to post at this time?
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@holly I LOVE CONCORD GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@amy no im thinking of the 2d game that has a song called Ordinary Days V2
@amy is that the game that's like soccer but not
@vaporeon_ it is well known that the diet of most fish is comprised almost entirely of pasta
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
