Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
It turns out that 12 checked out items and 7 items on hold is not too many, I love the library
@Ghast it kicks ass
@Ghast have you ever played NaissanceE
@lapis I didn't even notice the typo until now looooooooooool
@lapis gonna fly back to delaware today 
clod morning my friends
@Thomas oh I love these!!
Sherclod Holmes
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"I don't know what you're trying to do, but don't do it" and other sentences we say to our cats
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lucy it's pretty good!
@Lucy okay so have you ever seen one of those things in a neighborhood that says "take a book, leave a book?" Well, someone put some sleepytime tea in there
So I took it
And now I'm drinking cinnamon horchata sleepytime 🍵
Sherclod Holmes
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favorite part of attic apartment so far is riley greetings from the top of the stairs
@soft always love seeing your art on my timeline, soft
@Satsuma wasn't able to see it unfortunately but it had some angry hoots to say to another animal on a neighboring tree
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
