Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
never ever ever ever let Lil Dicky live this down
I know that what Macklemore did at the grammys was whack but I would much rather have, for a white rapper, a corny dude who cares but tries too hard instead of a Lil Dicky or Post Malone
@Thomas I love doing these
@monorail @sudo_EatPant play Frostpunk
@baronvonjace ah that sounds great! it's nice when a workplace will pay for amenities
@baronvonjace thank you!
How's your day going?
@baronvonjace I'm in Tennessee visiting my little sister 
@aescling very well done
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio it’s a terrible day outside. the sun is heating, the air is sweltering. on days like these, kids like you… are burning in hell
Some summer days you step outside and there is not a cloud in the sky, it is 78 degrees, there is a slight breeze, and there is not a hint of humidity. On a lucky day like this the sun feels like it has healing powers
Today is not one of those days
@cam you got this shit
@coriander listen to The Town
@cam i am in tennessee visiting family, sorry
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
my steak is too damn juicy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
