Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
extremely funny that the one blade runner bluray disc im struggling to save on my computer is the one with the Final Cut
@coriander my parents were screening PG movies even when I was in high school...
@coriander you're so right actually
@coriander it's too hot over here, can i borrow your weather
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@vaporeon_ @aescling I really want to pick whale but linux is even funnier
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@aescling @wallhackio 🐧 <- What do you call this animal?
@vaporeon_ @aescling I can only pick one option 
@vaporeon_ hello blue and small whale
there is only one good thing on LinkedIn and it's the fact that the inventor of JSON follows me there
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@wallhackio “just add water” style pancake mix
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@Lucy two of my siblings took it and got a red michigan so i just might be Weird
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@holly right????
as a michigander for the vast majority of my life i am troubled by this result
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
