Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@cam ah, if only
@Lady that's what im saying!!!!
@cam who is Turtle
i just loooooooooove
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
cats are soooo good
@lapis creative writing is hard so 30 minutes is a lot imo
@lapis hello pencil, what's up 
good "morning"
@Ghast a glitchcat tradition
@coriander I am supposed to be sleep right now but I am so glad I'm not
@coriander I bought a lifetime nebula subscription a few years ago whilst employed and it is a very good series but maybe it should have been called anything else lol
@holly I remember Spider-Man 2 being fun as hell
@vaporeon_ ⬅️ knows absolutely nothing about fortran
I do hope I get the opportunity to use a computer with punch cards some day
@vaporeon_ wait really? What do they add to the language these days?
@Taweret @coriander my family has played monopoly to completion multiple times, which may be part of the reason I no longer talk to my parents anymore
@vaporeon_ revolutionary
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
