Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@wadi wow that is so large that I am alarmed!
the caldwell-gervais yeehaw video is very good
@wadi probably 0.01 wadis tall
Sherclod Holmes
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@wadi Return of the Vee
@coriander winning so hard can be tough i get it
@coriander is he the one who blatantly hit a batter on purpose earlier in the year
apparently it is controversial to believe that it is wrong to purposefully throw a 142 gram sphere at 90mph at someone
@coriander did you get a jimothy card
@coriander WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio you talk mean shit but you didn’t even notice they hit one of their home runs because you were too busy reading movie reviews on your phone
@Lady it was a good ass movie ok
@vaporeon_ now here's an idea. what if you had THREE calculators
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
