Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander @lapis cat told me that the reason I failed was because the one way to make you mad at me was to simply be myself
Ladies and gentlemen the future is here. And it’s about a hundred feet above the Arby’s.
@coriander @lapis this is some of my best work I have to say
@aschmitz yeah I see the confusion, my original toot was not a clear way to articulate what I meant
@aschmitz ass-thet-tick, as opposed to ass-stet-tick
Sherclod Holmes
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Old man yells at Clod[sire] 
@aschmitz that's even worse
the one "old man yells at clouds" i allow myself to have is that aesthetic should not be pronounced with a 't' where the 'th' is, that is Wrong
didn't really care much for nolan's odyssey
July 31, 2026
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@niki devastating
@Lucy i am VERY good at breaking things, just ask my high school chemistry teacher
@The_T i will be taking an odyssey tomorrow to watch the odyssey
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
