Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander i have never once been to a waffle house
@coriander TAKE ME WITH YOU
re: clodboy actually don't open this one it's about Red Dead
@coriander i wanna open it SO BAD
what if i had dinner for a midnight snack at 11pm
re: read dead redemption 2 minor spoilers
@coriander javier sang his little song around the campfire and everyone sang along and got drunk it was beautiful
read dead redemption 2 minor spoilers
@coriander i just got Jack back
@coriander a video essay aint shit unless it is at least three hours long
@coriander i did not know that mrs caldwell gervais made yeehaw videos, what a glorious day 
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio NEVER STOP GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
@coriander for me the game has been at its best when it gives the player room to breathe
big news everybody i profited 80 fictional cents in read dead redemption poker
@Satsuma you hop on the wagon and throw the driver off of it
@Satsuma officer it was an accident i swear
alc i guess?
probably the most realistic thing about red dead redemption 2 is that you can get shitfaced drunk and start fawning over stray cats
Sherclod Holmes
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Not going to bed quite yet but take your bets on if I will sleep better tonight!
@coriander what are the golbin opinions
its very cool that the button that takes a taxi in read dead redemption 2 is also the same button that steals the taxi
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
