Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio one time i had a fuckin loony tunes moment where i was riding my horse down a dirt path and i saw this fuckin dude on the side of the road next to a dead horse n i was starin at him like "wtf is that all about?" so i wasnt lookin where i was goin and fuckin SLAMMED my character into a sign post and my character fell str8 to the ground while my horse skidded across the ground ahead
my favorite Immersive Detail in read dead redemption 2 is that the fact that if i hit a rock jutting out of the road while riding my horse my character falls off and hilarious rag doll physics ensue for both me and my horse
re: Thirst trap
@Fruan this would work on me
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis a glitchcat tradition
@coriander just did my longest yeah boi ever
@coriander oh sheeeeeeeit
@coriander whats happening
@lapis watchu cooking
@alas write blog or else report
@alas he is featherless, so he probably is a man
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lady ooh yeah!!!
@The_T seems reasonable
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander (when they're not talking about daft punk)
@coriander coriander is a Good Take Factory
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
