Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
my favorite Immersive Detail in read dead redemption 2 is that the fact that if i hit a rock jutting out of the road while riding my horse my character falls off and hilarious rag doll physics ensue for both me and my horse
re: Thirst trap
@Fruan this would work on me
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@lapis a glitchcat tradition
@coriander just did my longest yeah boi ever
@coriander oh sheeeeeeeit
@coriander whats happening
@lapis watchu cooking
@alas write blog or else report
@alas he is featherless, so he probably is a man
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@Lady ooh yeah!!!
@The_T seems reasonable
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@coriander (when they're not talking about daft punk)
@coriander coriander is a Good Take Factory
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I think people don't fully grok that friction is what MAKES a game
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
