Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@AsterMeadows i saw it and immediately thought "aster needs to see this"
@lapis they're removing a tree
loud ass noises outside 
pretty sure v from v for vendetta is transmask
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ red dead redemption 2
@vaporeon_ tomorrow. I just did a couple errands would like to play some video game
@coriander two correct takes at once, very impressive.
I'm at the grocery store does anyone want anything
@vaporeon_ a couple just waddled right next to us, completely unbothered. It took a lot of strength not to pet them
@vaporeon_ wanna see some ducks
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
