Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander ah interesting, I can never guess which Gamer titles you find distasteful
@Lucy omg if you do that please tell me i will infodump so hard on you
Also its a little more expensive than I would like (currently 19.99 b/c of summer sale) but the gathering storm dlc pack is an incredible addition to the game
@coriander will you judge me if I buy red dead redemption 2
@Lucy I'm going to a neighborhood event in 45 minutes so I'm make some dinner and then get going. Other than that I have been civving my 6
@coriander at least hotline miami is 99 cents
@coriander I'm up civving my 6
@Lucy how is the lucy
@vaporeon_ whenever I get stuck trying to doodle something I look up clip art images of the thing I'm trying to doodle and emulate those
@cam get mozzarella sticks or else report
My roommate just showed me one of the recordings of Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture that was recorded with cannons and the cannons are SO fucking loud and it is very funny, so I thought it might be fun to edit the song and replace the cannon sounds with vine boom sound effects, but unfortunately someone already made this joke 
@coriander I am going to a neighborhood event tomorrow and I am kinda dreading it lol
re: participating in the recent glitchcat discourse
@coriander glad to be vaguely remembered
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
