Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: participating in the recent glitchcat discourse
This is an inside joke that very few people know the context for but this is still one of my best posts
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ @cam it was the tutorial fight
@cam I do like making words....
should I buy pronoun palace
@coriander when i saw it way back when i thought it was Fine
re: i dont know what to caption this
@vaporeon_ valid tbh
@holly Bullshit With Coffee is the breakfast of champions
I think it will be Bullshit With Rice for dinner tonight
@holly civ 6 has been a huge Problem for me lately
@holly are you a Frostpunk-type individual
@aescling @coriander I looked him up on wikipedia before writing my response SO I DID, IN FACT, KNOW 
@coriander his introduction on his wikipedia article leaves a good impression, seems very based
@coriander thank you for not calling me uncultured when you had a good opportunity to do so
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
