Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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genres which accurately describe severance:
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my beautiful princess (who was screaming for dinner before i took this picture)
@packetcat man i love Denzel Curry
@Thomas midwestern???????
every time i write 
i hear it as the following scream (noise warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx1astMSF0
@lapis
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do you think lucy lives in wokelahoma
@cam oh neat! (or not neat, given the tone of these toots?)
@coriander facebook 🤨
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@cam why are you in a dorm bed?
@vaporeon_ I suppose you would have to. I have never learned any software or anything without just jumping into it and using online tutorials though so I genuinely have a hard imagining learning software through a manual
how did anyone ever learn how to use photoshop before youtube tutorials
@lapis @coriander i bragged about how good this one was to my roommates after I made it. We then brainstormed strategies for intentionally pissing off cori so I could use it. none of them worked
@aschmitz no, ragebaiting cat is simply my birthright
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
