Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

actually i should have bought five of them

this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain

https://youtube.com/shorts/vJ1c3hoSvZ8

shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit

@vaporeon_ I presumed they were oil drums full of peanut oil

@vaporeon_ we got a shitton of lettuce with this week's groceries and i plan to eat many salads so they don't go bad

@vaporeon_ cooking, frying things, and making salad dressings

@vaporeon_ acceptable 🛢️ 🛢️ ​​​ 🛢️ 🛢️ 🛢️

@vaporeon_ not enough

i need some oil

If you want to feel cool then add #dev to the URL to access secret options that I don't explain since I added them for as debugging options for myself!

@lapis this is very funny, i love weird bugs like this

@coriander shes weird imo

@coriander where is the fourth limb

@coriander my brain is struggling to physically understand the creature's orientation here

@aescling the stream API is a very functional Java thing implemented with monads that is normally used to write code that looks like

int sum = widgets.stream()
    .filter(w -> w.getColor() == RED)
    .mapToInt(w -> w.getWeight())
    .sum();

But it is still called a Stream because it is lazily-evaluated and generic enough to represent parallel operations. So while there are comparisons to UNIX streams the Java Stream API is an orange to the UNIX stream apple.

I do find fad-chasing in programming languages annoying but I will admit that Java's Stream API is actually pretty good for what it is

It's certainly a lot better than the nightmare that is C++ lambdas