Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
re: the joke was thus:
@aescling but i would get it if someone said it because im built different
re: the joke was thus:
@aescling i think it more implies that Puppy Dog City is my entire universe
@aescling the statement implies that apple pies baked from scratch are dependent upon Puppy Dog City
to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City
@coriander FUCK the glacierfish
sportsball
Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis another reason Linus is wife tier
Children of 12 Angry Men
it's funny how hard it is to explain what mastodon is given that everyday usage of it just feels like gay twitter
Sherclod Holmes
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best food to eat while driving
@pizza I'm not sure how to explain that it was obvious that medieval turkey leg would be the winning the poll
when the song is so good you drive around the block one extra time to let it finish
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis oh yeah, pizza time!
@aescling it's not exactly a semantic UI to begin with so I'm not sure how else you would do it
Sherclod Holmes
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h post bread mania sploot
@aescling is this a serious criticism or are you being nitpicky
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling i wonder who this could be a subtoot of
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
