Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Children of 12 Angry Men
it's funny how hard it is to explain what mastodon is given that everyday usage of it just feels like gay twitter
Sherclod Holmes
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best food to eat while driving
@pizza I'm not sure how to explain that it was obvious that medieval turkey leg would be the winning the poll
when the song is so good you drive around the block one extra time to let it finish
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis oh yeah, pizza time!
@aescling it's not exactly a semantic UI to begin with so I'm not sure how else you would do it
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h post bread mania sploot
@aescling is this a serious criticism or are you being nitpicky
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@aescling i wonder who this could be a subtoot of
@vaporeon_ @The_T I like this one
@coriander brb moving to seattle
re: Pizza
@Lucy brb moving to oklahoma
re: Pizza
@Lucy what is the lucy's pizza recipe?
re: Pizza
@Lucy need
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis sam loves pizza, and you can buy some from gus!
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
