Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling my introduction to the unix pipe was from functional programming so I envisioned the data flowing from one command to the next in beautiful sequential purity
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling I just knew that you were immediately going to subtoot our real-life conversation before I opened fedi
Sherclod Holmes
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@soft new pfp!!!!!
@coriander twin approved, it seems
@coriander it's real good!
@aescling @vaporeon_ @monorail do it or else report
@aescling oh this is very good
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@aescling I have been known to watch 6 hour video essays
@aescling an internet-friendly numbered list, perhaps
@aescling @vaporeon_ they coudln't handle the truth
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
