Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
another windows Mysterious Phantom Restart
I remember when I first played Balatro and unlocked Hanging Chad and saw the description, and my immediate reaction was "wow that sounds like a horrible card no thanks"
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need it
you gonna neeeeed it
you gonna need some GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
the next knives out film should have muppets in it
@holly I had to go to philadelphia during the week of hannukah and there was a big celebration at some town square and I will never forget the cybertruck I saw that a giant spinning dreidel installed in its trunk.
Sherclod Holmes
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@The_T pop. I like soda
I have listened to a lot of hyperpop and I can say with 100% confidence that I have no idea what hyperpop is
@coriander what kinds of tea have you tried
@The_T @coriander @aescling a brand my roommates like is Celestial Seasonings. My two favorite varieties of I've tried are roastarama and tangerine orange zinger
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio @The_T @aescling Barely tea? Brew it a little stronger next time!!
@The_T @coriander @aescling anyway I typed this while sipping on my barley tea
a lot of y'all need to start drinking herbal teas
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis on second thought, por que no los dos?
@coriander i meant it as a compliment you fuckin rube
@amy please pretend you didn't see the flushes
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
