Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@cam @lapis finally someone with fucking TASTE

@lapis I remember coriander and tawaret were having a conversation the other day talking about "who on earth was hoping to marry sandy" and i was like, me! i was! ​

@lapis incorrect. i like sandy a lot and am going to marry her once 1.7 drops so she is innocent and perfect. i am not biased.

@lapis I played the first one it was pretty good. i liked ghost trick 1000000x times more

@lapis ancient fruit will always eventually outsell star fruit but it takes about 4-5 months, at minimum, for ancient fruit to outsell star fruit. given that the typical casual perfection run is anywhere between 4-7 in-game years this is a reasonable time frame for a non-speedrunner or challenge run youtuber

however, when the farms get larger ancient fruit takes considerably longer to overcome star fruit because of the time spent turning ancient fruits into seeds. A greenhouse with four iridium sprinklers and ancient fruit will only outsell a star fruit farm of the same size after almost 3 years, which starts to be an amount of time that might not be worth it

EXCEPT a star fruit farm of this size is a MASSIVE initial cost because of how expensive star fruit seeds are. A greenhouse full of star fruits and iridium sprinklers that you constantly replant, turning all into iridium-quality wine or selling unaged wine if all casks are full, will lose over 100k in profits from seed purchases alone. It takes more than 1 in-game month for such a star fruit farm to start returning profits

You tend to have 100k to burn once you get a late-game wine farm going so i don't think a star fruit farm at a large scale is practical for the casual player seeking perfection. But for speedrunners and challenge runners who can easily perfection in two years star fruit is the clear better choice

TL:DR pierre did it send him to jail

@lapis what is the pun here i don't understand?

@lapis I am satisfied with my conclusion to the case

I timed my stardew math script and it took 733968 milliseconds to run 1,000,000 simulations for a farm with 116 plants and 125 casks. That is about 12 minutes and 14 seconds

@alas I would expect a high correlation between "math is discovered" and "i have studied graduate-level mathematics at the junior and senior level"

@lapis im sorry but zero was first invented for Mega Man X in 1993 you are 36 years late

@vaporeon_ oh well that's unfortunate, sorry to hear that.

@vaporeon_ this is why i dont use the federated timeline

psyop is short for "a psyduck operation"

my initial reaction to the question of math being discovered or invented was "its discovered, obviously" but after more pondering and some conversations with roommates my answer is now "maybe"

@vaporeon_ eeveon

@lapis the answer is "18". whatever that means

@lapis hold on let me get my calculator