Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling @coriander okay, you loaf of pedantry
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander oh hold on now
@coriander the FUCK are those
@coriander If you ever play 3 Horses and I haven't played Eldy yet please publically shame me
@coriander I've played Bloodborne and 1 and I started 2 but I hated it and I stole 3 from my racist cousin and have it in the house
@coriander I wanted to play the other souls first
@coriander stardude is good. I haven't played eldy tho so I can't judge you for that one
@coriander there are too many games imo people need to stop making good art
@coriander in all seriousness based on some of the things I see you complain about other people's prose I'm not sure you'll like 3 Horses. The writing is very.... anime
Mechanically the game scratched a very similar itch for me as Baldur's Gate 3. And once I got past the initial few hours of the story I started to realize the game was actually quite thematically rich and kinda based. It does have a good story (a very good one, in fact) but the writing on a moment-to-moment level is not the strong suit
@coriander you played Baldur's Gate 3 you have what it takes
@coriander you need to play fire emblem three houses
@alas the american education system is a scam
@alas the fuck lol???
@aescling 🔍
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Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
