Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis it sucks and I love it
@coriander is it true that goblins love void mayonnaise
Second coffee time ☕ 
@monorail @vaporeon_ it counts imo
@sidd_harth0_5h4h it's a mini game in stardew valley that's infamous for being very frustrating and unfair
my toxic trait is that I love junimo kart
@monorail hello james
Sherclod Holmes
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it's woimsday my dudes
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still love that Luna makes the rounds to find the warmest place in the house and whenever the sun shines in here, she comes to visit
@cam explode him
@coriander it will happen again
re: stardew valley
@coriander yes 🎣
re: stardew valley
@aescling I like how the neverending utterance of "I'm Creekflow" seems to be an involuntary act of the main character, as if it is like breathing for them
@coriander 54% of all people just don't get it
re: stardew valley
@coriander i solve the math problem and the mystery problem 🔍
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
